I think my computer is jealous of my iPhone.

It's probably experiencing sibling rivalry, or something.

Also, I think my computer has psychically linked with me without my knowledge, and now it's sending me very convoluted subliminal messages.

Case in point, this is the third night I've dreamed of something happening to it. The first time, it was ( Read more... )

*snort*

That was interesting...

...doesn't mean you. And when she breaks down and lets you down, hope you know she doesn't mean you ( Read more... )